1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...– (via victorielle) I really needed to read this today. (via cirquedufrock)
Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew Mew mew
Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex
tobeymacguire: mental illness doesnt go away just because you fall in love if someone is ill and you want to be in a relationship with them dont expect to cure them their disease is not going to disappear so that you can have your happy ending
casey-x-meow: Thinking hurts, and feeling is worse
Went to church today (to score bonus points with...
Minister: Young man, The Lord welcomes you into his house. What is your name?
Me: ah cheers, it's Caine.
Minister: From your experience in life and The Lord, what would you consider to be the greatest comeback in the history of life?
Me: Britney Spears, 2008.
Me: No? Oh.